Me: "Ariella, I just wanted to apologize to you for all the times that I said that you were absentminded and space-brained. It was rude of me to say that. You know I love you."
A: "Thanks, Jon."
Me: "By the way, your hair is in your coffee."
P. S. I also told Rachel that I wouldn't mention on my blog how she squirted mustard on her pancakes last week instead of syrup, but I lied.
P. P. S. To be fair, I left my wallet and ID card at my parent's house last night and didn't remember until we were halfway home. It is human nature to be spaced out sometimes, yet we all feel so self-righteous when we catch others being so.