Thursday, July 12, 2007

Catching Up / Yorkshire / July 1 - 4 / Sun and Rain

Our trip to York on Sunday, although extremely expensive, was uneventful, despite warnings of interrupted train service due to flooding and attacks. It was confusing finding our B&B ("Number 34") while lugging our suitcases, but eventually we found it, and it turned out to be a lovely place.

We discovered that Yorkshire is exactly halfway between London and Scotland in more than one sense:
  • Physically
  • Accentwise
  • Prettiness
  • Weatherwise
  • Politeness of the people
  • Pub culture
  • Architecture
  • Niceness of the B&B
  • etc.
The next time I visit the UK, I'm going straight to Scotland and skipping England altogether.

It really depends on why you're traveling to begin with. I will approach that question in another post.

Sunday

The weather in York on our first day was bizarre. It started out sunny. When we stepped into a supermarket, it began to pour like crazy, faster than the streets could drain. We waited twenty minutes, and then it was sunny again. After a half an hour, it began to rain while it was still sunny. And so on throughout the rest of the day.

We managed to pick the only days in York when nothing was happening. A number of plays and festivals all ended on June 30, and more were due to begin on July 4. We were there July 1 to 3. Sigh.

Aside from the train station and its railway museum, there is nothing to see in York other than the old city. Everything outside the old city is either a residential house, a store, or a pub.

Tal and I saw the city's art museum, which was a small affair with some ok paintings from the 18th and 19th centuries.

The old city of York and the shops and pubs therein are very nice. Some nights they have live music, and a lot of the stores feature local artists attractively priced. Tal and I bought a few things and took some pictures.

I found the hobby gaming store, which was the highest price store I've ever been in as far as Eurogames go. The owner of the store doesn't play games himself. I'm not sure why, but this appears to be a pattern with game store owners.

All the tourist locations in York are terribly commercialized. There is a limit to how many times I'm willing to hand over 10 Pounds to see another old building, and that limit was no times at all.

I tried the most recommended site, "Jorvik", a museum about Vikings. It was done with incredible expense and about as uninterestingly as could be imagined. You sit in a large ski-lift which moves about 1 mile an hour showing you hokey things you would be far better off simply walking through.

In the end there are one or two live actors pretending to be Vikings, and a display of the month. This month's display was "Do you have Viking ancestry?" Two rooms, some patronizing multimedia displays, and you're done. All for around 15 Pounds for both of us.

We wanted to take a "floodlight" evening boat ride, but it was canceled owing to the flooding.

In the evening I heard about Rachel's car and airline woes that I described earlier. Tal and I watched some of the Diana tribute concert in the evening on television.

Monday

Tal and I decided to go to the coast. We were advised to try Whitby instead of Scarborough, owing to Scarborough's over-commercialization. But that's what Tal really wanted, and there is train service to Scarborough but not to Whitby. Actually, there is train service to Whitby, just not from York. Which makes no sense.

At the train station, we ran into another one of those people who came right up to my face, pointed at my kippah, and asked "Ahre yoo a Joo? No ahffense, ah was jess wahndering?"

As soon as we got off the train in Scarborough it began to rain. We walked down streets that looked an awful lot like Ben-Yehuda Street until we got to the shore, a beautiful expanse of beach. It was almost entirely empty, too, which is not surprising since it was freezing and raining. We hiked back up stopping in many of the stores.

When we got back on the train to return to York, it stopped raining and the sun came out. We then took a quick look at the National Railway Museum, which was free.

In the evening, Jackson Pope of Reiver Games, my publisher, picked us up and we went to his house to visit. It was great to finally meet him, as well as his wife.

I got to see copies of It's Alive as they were being assembled, and I picked up my two free copies and two additional copies ordered by Israelis.

Then, even though my hosts must have played the game several hundred times over the last few months, we played two games. Tal had been dreading the new artwork of the game, but she eventually got over it.

We then played two games of Pitchcar, my first plays. It's essentially a racetrack where you flick your wooden disks around three times, trying not to knock them over the rails or flip upside down. It's fun, but not as much fun as Crokinole. I won the first game, and Jack won the second. Tal was just happy to beat me in the second game.

Rachel finally messaged that she arrived back in Israel in the evening.

Tuesday

Sunny again in the morning. We decided to take the bus out to Whitby after all, with tickets that allowed us to hop on and off along the way. That would make it a full day of exploring.

Unfortunately, there was no child price tickets for the bus service, so each of us had to pay 11 Pounds, in cash. Since, between the two of us, we had a total of 30 Pounds in cash, and we needed some emergency cash in reserve, that was the last of our cash expenditures. We used 5 Pounds for the taxi ride to the train on Wed morning, and the last 3 Pounds we brought back in coins.

As soon as we got on the bus, it began raining. Is this sounding familiar, yet?

We got off and on in Pickering, Thornton, Goathland, and Whitby.

In Pickering, we walked up and down one of the streets, saw a nice pond, didn't pay 8 Pounds each for the privilege of fishing in the pond, saw the castle ruins, didn't pay 3 Pounds each for the privilege of walking among the ruins, and returned to the bus.

In Thornton, we saw some awesome used book stores, didn't drink tea because the tea room didn't take credit cards, and returned to the bus.

On the way to Goathland, we saw the beautiful moors of Yorkshire. In Goathland, the town appeared to have around 100 residents, and there were around 500 tourists from buses walking into and out of the four or five tourist shops. Needless to say, it was pretty ridiculous, and we returned to the bus after looking in one store. There were actually some inexpensive locally produce food items that looked worth buying if I didn't keep kosher.

We arrived in Whitby, and I understood the comments about the over-commercialized Scarborough vs the harbor town of Whitby. There's little beach to speak of, but many ships and rocky areas. Smaller streets and less brand name stores. But mostly, a long docks out to the harbor. Very pretty. Apparently, there is some history here about Captain Cook, which we missed.

After walking around in the rain, we returned to the bus station. As we had some time to kill, I stopped into the nearby Whitby Coliseum.

The Whitby Coliseum is one of those "everything" places: Internet cafe, theater, meeting hall, artist gallery, tourist info, charity works. I was given a short guide by the champion of the place, a young woman whose name I forgot. She showed me how the place used to be a movie theater, and aspires to be again. On the top floors live various special needs people who have no other current accommodations and are working toward integrating back into regular society.

She was devoting a lot of her time into the place, and her dreams were as large as her heart. It was a fascinating and touching hour of information. I asked her to send me a writeup. If she ever does, I'll post it.

The bus came to take us back to York, and as soon as we got on the bus, it stopped raining and the sun came out.

Tuesday was also a minor fast day, but, with the fast ending at some 10:15 pm, and both of us not being perfectly well, there was no way we were going to make it, and we didn't.

Wednesday

We had to up and leave by 8:15 am to get the taxi to London, train to Heathrow, walkways to the gate, and the plane to Israel. Without having to hurry, but with no real time for breaks, this took the entire day and we arrived back in Israel by 11:00 pm. For the first time in my life, the luggage was waiting for me when I got to the conveyor. Of course, it took 45 minutes to get to the conveyor.

Rachel was taking Eitan to the airport at 2:00 am, and Tal didn't want the trip to be over yet, so we played some games of It's Alive and Oh Hell at the airport for two hours, and finally left the airport at 2:45 am, getting to bed at 4:00 am.

Finis.

Pictures to follow.

Yehuda

Catching Up / London Photos

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Observe the emergency exit sign and handle on the back of this bus, print facing outside. Note that this handle and sign are on the back window of the upper deck of a double decker bus. As in, around fifteen feet off the ground, with no visible means of access.

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Tal on Golders Green Road

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Statue outside Buckingham Palace

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Queen Elizabeth Victoria on said statue

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Buckingham palace. Not much of a palace, really. Looks more like a big house.

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"Guard" pretending to be a clockwork man in front of Buckingham Palace. One wonders if they actually guard anything. Lots of people went into and out of the palace past him without any sort of challenge.

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Changing the guard at Buckingham Palace. Guard wearing a dead bear.

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Skateboarding place outside the National Theater on the banks of the Thames

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Outside of the (recreated) Globe Shakespeare Theater

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Modern art

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More modern art. I call it "Suppressed Anger in Blue".

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Tal on ferry on the Thames

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Raincoat and sunglasses. It rained even when it was sunny.

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London Tower Bridge is opening up

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Sun on the Thames

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Houses of Parliament, etc...

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Big Ben. After statues, the English seemed to have a fascination with clocks.

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Like this one

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Back to statues. Anyone know where this is from?

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Strange sign on the outside of a door. It seems to me that if you come out of a fire exit, you're probably smoking, if not completely on fire. That's the point, isn't it?

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Tal in Kensington Park

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At the lake in Kensington Park

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Letters and flowers for Diana on her 46th birthday on the gates of Kensington Castle

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Looking back after having been kicked out of King's Cross Station

Yehuda

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Games in Golders Green

On the shabbat that Tal and I were in Golders Green, Tal taught the kids how to play Oh Hell (I had to help a little with the teaching). This proved to be a difficult game for them.

I then taught them how to simulate Loco using a regular deck of cards. It's easy to play, but I'm still not convinced that the game is any good.

The father surprised me by challenging me to a game of Othello later in the day. I totally slaughtered him, which I found rather strange.

Yehuda

Catching Up / London / June 27 - 30 / Terror and Rain

Airplane woes

Wednesday morning I headed out to Glasgow airport. I was supposed to arrive in Heathrow at the same time that my daughter arrived on her first solo flight from Israel. I knew that something could go wrong - my plane might be delayed an hour or so - so I told her to find me right after getting her bag, or wait for me at the nearest information desk.

Go wrong is right.

First my flight was delayed because a bag was checked on, but the passenger wasn't. Then they counted the number of suitcases again and declared that they had "about the right number". This didn't satisfy the captain, who insisted that they count again. They found yet another suitcase on the plane without a passenger.

Finally they took off about 45 minutes late. All of this I expected, and had included in my timing calculations.

But when we approached Heathrow, it turns out that "both runways" were closed due to a gas leak. (Heathrow has only two runways?). We were diverted to Stanstead. Then we sat on the ground while they tried to figure out what to do with us. Eventually they decided to fly back to Heathrow after all (one runway was now open), but they first had to refuel. An hour or so on the ground, but we finally made it back to Heathrow. Got my bag.

Total time: four hours.

Meanwhile, my daughter arrived at Heathrow on time, but after getting off the plane, they decided to detain her in immigration. Because she was only 14 years old, and therefore, they would not release her without a guardian coming to pick her up. Luckily, immigration managed to get my cell phone while I was on the ground in Stanstead, and I convinced them that I was on my way, eventually.

But immigration released her when my plane landed at Heathrow - not when I made it to immigration. Tal was waiting for me when I got out with luggage with no supervision.

She wasn't hysterical, but she was pretty unhappy. Things could only get better from thereon. Right?

Hotel woes

The airplane fiasco ruined our Wed evening plans. We only managed to get to the hotel I had reserved in Golders Green by some 7:30 pm.

Only to find that they wouldn't take credit cards. I had a total of 25 Pounds on me, and no British checks. And the one thing I has left behind in Israel was my PIN number for my card, so I had no way of getting more cash. [Turns out I was wrong. Rachel went into a bank and they were able to give her cash directly off her Canadian credit card, even without a PIN number.]

And of course, it was raining.

I had very little hope of finding another place to stay in London at this late at night for any reasonable price, especially since I knew almost nothing about where to find other hotels in general.

In an amazing stroke of luck, however, right across the street was the Golders Green Hotel, which not only had space for two nights, but was the same price as the one I had booked at, took credit cards, and was kosher to boot. It was by no means a particularly nice place to stay; the rooms and bathrooms were clean, but everything was rather minimal and shabby. But I could hardly complain. And clean is better than the alternative.

We walked around Golders Green street, which, in our location, had around 10 kosher restaurants, kosher supermarkets, kosher internet places, Jewish organizations, and so on all in a few blocks. But everything was super expensive. We ended up in our only splurge by having a hamburger for around 6 to 7 Pounds each. That was the only time we ate out. A full meal for the two of us at one of the nice restaurants would have been around 1000 NIS.

Credit Card woes

Unbeknown to me, my credit card began to get refused around this time. I thought because they were raising flags about my spending so much, but, I learned after I returned to Israel, it was because I had already emptied my savings account! Ouch. I guess I ended up spending a lot more than I had expected to. I'm still going over my expenses now to see where I went wrong. A lot of it is due to the transportation.

The underground, for a single ride, was 4 Pounds for me and 2 Pounds for Tal. That doesn't sound like much, but it's 50 NIS! If I got an all day pass, it was 5.90 Pounds for me, and 1 Pound for Tal (stay with me here; yes, cheaper than a single ride if she buys here ticket together with an adult buying a full day ticket, too).

So for 5 days worth of tickets I spent 200 NIS, just on the underground. Train to and from York was 112 Pounds, or almost 1000 NIS. I expect that all of these are MUCH cheaper if you buy them online first, but I didn't know this at the time, and I had no internet access and printer with which to print the tickets, anyway.

The Good Samaritan

Thursday we did the tourist stuff around the Thames, which is basically what there is to see in London. Saw the changing of the guard at Buckingham palace, and it was very boring. The guards walking around like clockwork are cute for a few minutes, but that's about it. Also, we received a flier on the way protesting the use of bear skins on the guard's hats.

We walked to Trafalgar Square and went to the National Gallery (second time for me).

In the gallery we sat down next to the famous painting of the Good Samaritan and overheard the following lecture given by a teacher to his class of second or third graders (who looked at us once in a while):

"See, the Jews are people who come from Israel. If you look at this picture, you can see Jesus lying wounded on the ground. The first Jewish priest comes by and Jesus asks for help, but the Jew doesn't want to become 'impure' so he won't stop. Another Jewish priest passes by and does the same thing. You can see them here, the people in the rich clothes looking back as they walk away.

"But this man stops and helps. You can also see these two dogs licking the blood of Jesus as he lies wounded on the ground. These also represent the two Jews who wouldn't help Jesus. So this painting presents a challenge to you. Will you be like the two people [he said 'people' because I was staring at him at this point] who wouldn't stop to help or will you be like this other person who helps his fellow man?"

Truth be told, we also have a few stories about some pretty obnoxious Jewish priests from that period. The difference is that we don't then condemn all priests, let alone all Jews, for their behavior.

A Load of Bricks

After the gallery, we crossed the Thames and reached the National Theater and the Globe, only to find that we had just missed any and all plays, and would have no opportunity to see any in London. Blah.

Tal wanted a boat ride, so we bought tickets for passage on one of the ferries.

One of the stops was at the Tate Modern. I can't pretend to be much of a modern art fan, but I still like some of it. I may think Rembrandt is better than Monet, but I still like Monet.

But real "modern art" is simply stupid. When you take a urinal and put it on its side and call it modern art, intentionally to make a point that "art is anything an artist says is art", then you've lost the point. You may have had an idea, but you haven't added any value or talent to the idea.

I care, because I care what art should be studied, what art gets funded, what art gets put into museums, what art gets copyrighted, and what art gets protected. If you are unwilling to make the distinction between art and ideas, then I will bring a hammer into the Tate Modern museum and smash your damn urinal and call that art, too. And claim persecution if you try to stop me.

One exhibit was a black square next to a blue square. The sign next to the painting said how it used the "negative space" around the painting as part of the art. So does a Rembrandt, but that also took talent to create.

Another was simply a row of bricks on the floor. Yet others were videos of people falling down and then getting up again. Another was allegedly the artist's excrement in a can.

Neither Tal nor I were converted.

After this, we sailed under London bridge, got off at Westminster, and eventually got home.

Update: Oops. Forgot the best part of our trip: STOMP. Buy tickets online for half price. They also have a great DVD.

Terror woes

Of course, the real reason one takes a vacation from Israel is to escape the constant news about terror alerts. So it should come as no surprise that that was the news for the rest of our trip in England.

Well, that and the flooding around the country, Princess Di's concert, Wimbledon, and Alan Johnston (on the last day).

Friday morning we had to move to another place in Golders Green that had space for Friday and Sat night. Self-catering, so cheaper. It was also nicer.

For shabbat I was invited to eat all meals with someone I had met in the airport the previous week, and he said to drop by to go to shul at 7:15 pm.

We went to Portobello Market (second time for me) in the morning and Tal loved it. We tried to get to Hyde Park, but the traffic was ridiculous because of the previous night's terror attack, so we got off and rested in Kensington Park. It was actually nice and sunny for some time.

At 4:30 pm we decided to go back to Golders Green. First we saw the pond in the Park, and then the flowers outside Kensington Palace left for Diana's 46th birthday.

When we tried to get to the right subway, we saw a Gap store. Tal had to go in, but they were snooty to me and wouldn't let me sit anywhere except the changing room in the back. After a half hour of being pushed around by the salespeople, we left.

We got out at around 5:15. The timing of this is important. If we had skipped the store, we might actually have missed the next problem. Which is why they always say in England: "Mind the Gap". Tal didn't, and look what happened.

We got to King's Cross, and all the subways were diverted onto different tracks. We kept having to follow instructions to get to the train we needed, and that involved continuously descending deeper into the station.

Finally, four long flights down, and only a few flights above Paris Hilton's sense of dignity, we reached the right platform just as the train we needed was pulling away. A few seconds later, the emergency lights began flashing and everyone was told to evacuate the station due to an emergency. Suspicious object or something.

We got back up and exited, and it took us a while to find the street again. When we found the street, we had to go from bus stop to bus stop to find a bus that went to Golders Green, or at least one that intersected with one that went to Golders Green.

We finally found one, and just the two bus rides took almost two hours. We arrived back at where we were staying at 8:15. Made it to our host's house at 8:30.

Shabbat

Our hosts were very nice to us, and gave us great food. The kids played with Tal during shabbat. I fear that I kept putting my foot in my mouth, however.

For example, at one point I joked that at least if we had seen a real explosion our ordeal on the transportation would have been more interesting. This is Israeli black humor. Unfortunately, our hosts were rather shocked and upset by this comment. I fear that most of shabbat went like this.

It rained all shabbat. Shul was nice, but even though the davening was quiet by their usual standards, it was still noisy by mine, and most of the talkers were sitting right next to me. I offended another person by telling him that I didn't want to hold a conversation right during the middle of the torah reading.

After shabbat I tried to connect to the Internet from my host's computer, but I didn't succeed and it was already late and he had to go to bed, so he - politely - kicked me out.

And that was that.

Despite the adversities, it was still going uphill from Wednesday. All day Thursday and Friday morning were nice. Saturday was dull.

Pictures to follow.

Yehuda

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Bored, yet?

How are you holding up? Bored of all the pictures, yet? I have 40 more to go (My trip with Tal). If it makes you any happier, you should know that the ones I'm posting were culled from four times as many.

It was my first time traveling with a digital camera. But if you're all bored of them, I can stop.


Woke up today to find my top ten expensive board games post ripped off. Lots of spam sites automatically copy my posts, and I'm used to that. Usually, they link back to the original post, too.

This person took my post and pictures and rewrote the post, without linking back. He even took the "incorrect" picture of the Go board that I included.

And naturally, again, he gets Dugg more than I did with my post. Digg hates me, for some reason.


Apparently the government of Israel is intending to block off all salacious sites on the internet from everyone who doesn't sign up to the "I want to access adult sites list" within the next year. More here. (source)


The Escapist once again expounds deeply on Euro games and the impact they could/should have on digital games. The latest issue is all about tabletop gaming.

The LA Times tackles serious video games.

LineForHeaven.com is a Web 2.0 social gaming site, where you earn points to get into heaven. No, I'm serious.

1. Create your profile
2. Earn Karma Points
3. Get into "Heaven"

How do you earn Karma?

Earn Karma by:

* Bless - Both you and the Soul blessed earn Karma Points when you Bless. Visit each Soul in Line and give a daily blessing.
* Play the Blessing Game.
* Confess your sins and earn Karma when you are forgiven by your peers.
* Help Spread the Word - Earn Massive Karma Points when you invite your friends.
* Instant Karma! - Donate and earn Karma Points when you help support your favorite Heaven website.
* Coming Soon! Earn Karma when you support a worthy cause

(source)

Yehuda

Catching Up / Scotland / June 22-27 / Isle of Skye

Shabbat

We stayed for shabbat with a lovely couple in Glasgow. Rachel gave a knock-out shiur (Miriam and the Well) on shabbat morning, and as a result a number of the local women who were going to Israel this summer may come check out Matan. Including our hostess.

The couple had a great house with an amazing collection of art and art books. I was already beginning to feel unwell, so I rested a lot of the day, but I had a lot to look at.

Sun through Wed we were supposed to be in the Isle of Skye, but I had to make a plane at 11:00 am on Wed from Glasgow, and the ride down was 6-7 hours. There were no night buses or trains. As a result, I left Skye on the last bus at 15:20 on Tuesday and slept over in Glasgow again on Tuesday evening. Rachel kept the car.

The Highlands

We drove up through the highlands on Sunday. I thought that I had seen the most beautiful that there was to see, but the highlands upped it even further. Actually, a particular stretch after crossing into the highlands and for the next few miles were the best. The difference between the two is: in the lowlands, everything is green, the water flows neatly, with hills. In the highlands, the hills are higher and more rocky, the tops covered in mist. The green is interspersed with rusty vegetation (the "moors"), and the water rolls and bunches all over the place, like someone simply threw a bucket of water onto the land.

Skye

Skye is now accessible with a free bridge - it used to cost money to cross, but enough people complained about this that the levy was eventually dropped. We stayed in Foxwood, a B&B overlooking the ocean on the Western side close to Dunvegan.

As I mentioned, I spent much of the time reading a book (Daggerspell by Katherine Kerr), but I did stroll the coral beach, visit Dunvegan, and trek out to Neist Point lighthouse on Tuesday. A pretty island, but a bit bleak. I prefer forests, myself.

Foxwood was a great place. I had to spend the last night rejuggling all of my travel arrangements for the next week with Tal, as all of them were falling apart.

I left as scheduled, and enjoyed the green green trip back down to Glasgow. The next morning I went to the airport, and that's when most of my troubles began.

Pictures

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The Highlands of Scotland

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The Highlands of Scotland. Solitude.

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A castle, somewhere outside the Isle of Skye

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Isle of Skye, the Coral Beach

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Isle of Skye, Coral Beach, a purple jellyfish on a rock (one foot wide, 3 inches thick)

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Isle of Skye, Coral Beach, a fairy trail

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Isle of Skye, Dunvegan Castle

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Isle of Skye, a native

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Isle of Skye, near Neist Point lighthouse, Western Isle in the background

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Isle of Skye, a tourist

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Isle of Skye, a native

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Isle of Skye, Neist Point lighthouse

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Isle of Skye, Neist Point. Note the unusual black rock formation. I have no idea what or why

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While trekking out to the black rocks, I encountered hundreds of little rock heaps like these. Obviously deliberately set, they are not glued together, and therefore must fall apart during storms and be rebuilt. Who built / builds them and why? My guess is fairies.

Yehuda

Monday, July 09, 2007

My SiegeStone Game is Finally Online

About a year and a half ago I submitted an entry to a SiegeStones design contest. My entry didn't win, but Patrick promised to put it online "soon". Well, it's finally up here, along with a bunch of other entries.

My game is a little like Reiner Knizia's Kingdoms, except you can move your towers, scoring is in six directions, stones have different values to each player, and there's an end scoring.

I only play-tested it once, since I didn't have much time before the entry deadline, so it may need some tuning. Give it a try, though.

It's Alive

I gave Nadine one of my two copies of It's Alive on shabbat and we sat down to play it with her kids and two friends of theirs (all teens or in the army). We played the advanced game, which I lost. One of the kids requested to play it again, which we did, and I lost again (he won).

For the first half of the first game, every time we flipped over a tile, one or more of the players would go "ewwww!" owing to the macabre pictures on the tiles. And these people are in the army. The art's great, but it does tend to gross out.

But they liked the game.

News

Speaking of game design, here's an article about a mainstream game designer.

Pat Kane tells us about Eric Zimmerman of the GameLab receiving over a million dollars to teach gaming and design in a new school in New York.