Something like the following happened this evening...
Eitan (16 yo son) fiddles with the computer and the voice of a Roman emperor is heard.
RE (loud and passionate): Your warriors are in position! The day of battle draws near!
Me: Boy this guy sounds angry.
Tal (12 yo daughter): Yeah, he does, doesn't he?
Eitan: Hey, be quiet, I'm listening to this.
RE: With blood and fire, steel and muscle you will drive your enemies before you and destroy them!
Me (moving over to computer): He's got issues. Listen to all that violence.
Tal (moving over to computer): He probably wasn't loved as a child.
Ariella (17 yo daughter, moving over to computer): Maybe he broke a nail.
Eitan: Will you guys shut up, I want to hear this.
RE: They will fall before the might of your glorious legionnaires! You shall make Rome whole again, oh mighty emperor!
Me: He really ought to get some therapy and deal with those anger issues.
Tal: You don't want to keep those feelings all bottled up inside. It could be dangerous.
Ariella: He could hurt someone, or himself.
Eitan: Come on guys! I can't hear what he's saying!
RE: Nothing will stand in your way! Your forces are the mightiest on Earth!
Me: Wow. Maybe he had a hard day. The guy should learn to relax.
Tal: He could use a good cup of cocoa and a warm bath.
Ariella: Maybe a massage. He sounds tense.
Eitan: That's not funny, just shut up!
RE: With a mighty trumpet and a swinging sword you shall conquer all and be victorious!
Me: I wonder if his family knows the problems he's been having at work.
Tal: Poor guy. A massage, or maybe ... oh wait I know!
Ariella: Yes! Yes! He needs ...
Eitan (puts his head in his hands)
RE: All hail oh mighty emperor!
Me, Tal, and Ariella (holding out our hands): A MAKEOVER!
Eitan: Crap, I can't play this anymore. (shuts off game, gets up, and walks away).
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