Thursday, February 01, 2007

Make Phone Calls Right From Your Telephone!

That's right! Now you can call anywhere in the world right from your telephone!

And it's easy, too. Just pick up the handset, enter the phone number of the person you're calling, and you're connected, just like a real telephone call! It's cheap, and it doesn't require any fancy computer hardware or special peripherals, just an ordinary telephone that you can buy for less than ten dollars.

And the latest in my technology products gets even more unbelievable!

- Add color pictures to any size or shape of piece of paper for pennies!

- Store, edit, and erase personal phone numbers and addresses in something the size of your pocket that doesn't need any batteries or recharging!

- Take pictures of up to fifty million pixels with a camera that costs less than an optical mouse!

Send $2.50 for a product catalog.



Simon J said...

It gets better. Did you know that if you are in the same vicinity as someone else you can talk them without using a mobile phone?

Apparently you just walk up to them and talk INTO THE AIR. It really works!

If you find this disconcerting you can both pretend you have a phone in your hand the first few times.

Yehuda Berlinger said...

Heh. And I rarely ever lose my voice :-)