Chapter 13
311
Chapters get repealed
Why not this, as well?
It says the mil's made of
All able bodied males
312
There's exemptions for postman
Sailors and pilots
Religious people serve
But don't have to fight lots
Chapter 15
331
If one state rebels
The president calls
Forces from others 'til
The rebel state falls
332
He can suppress
Any type of rebellion
Armed group, pep squad,
Or freshman cotillion
333
If ignoring the laws
Or repressing its citizens
Slackards better look out
For federal militia men
334
If he doesn't like people
Meeting in the street
He can send them all home
To have a good sleep
335
These laws don't apply
To North Vietnam
They do to the Virgins
And also to Guam
Chapter 17
351
If a war's underway
And we need guns on boats
The Prez can put them on
Anything that floats
Chapter 18
371
Information collected by
Military establishment
Can be given when needed
To any local government
372
Also equipment is
Loaned out, when needed
If not readily available
And instructions are heeded
373
They give recipients
Instructions for perusing
With missiles it helps
To know what you're using
374
In continuing benevolence
They even do maintenance
Or operate the equipment
If the owners lack patience
375
Participation is limited
In general circumstance
To civilian activity
Unless ordered to, by chance
376
Another limitation, and
Be sure the mil heeds it
This stuff can't be lent if
The military needs it
377
The stuff that is lent
Isn't given for free
Rental for a cruise missile's
A buck ninety-three
378
After reading this section
I needed a sedative
It has just four lines
And two double negatives
379
Five hundred sailors
Are stationed on boats
For drug interception
On waters remote
380
The Attorney General and
The Defense Secretary
Check civilian usage of
Equipment, military
381
If you need to fight drugs
And you know that you do
The government has a deal
On equipment for you
382
This section was added
In case there was doubt
If attacked by WMDs
The mil might help out
Chapter 20
401
Humanitarian assistance
Is given only when
It promotes our security
Or helps train our men
402
If not our supplies then
We might send them anyway
If we've space on ships and
They won't be thrown away
404
There's special exception
For disaster relief -
Which is good, the last sections
Were beyond my belief
405
Defense money's not given
To support the U.N.
If they're nice, then maybe
We could loan them a pen
Chapter 21
421
Regardless of budget
For cryptography stuff
The money for doodads
Is never enough
422
We host guests and pay
For their burgers and fries
And wanted ads needed
To hire more spies
423
Spying activities
Sometimes make money
To pay for expenses and
Awards, which is funny
424
How spying's conducted,
No matter who says,
Is never revealed
Except to the Prez
425
Merchandise implying
Intel authority
Is illegal, they'll sue you
With utmost priority
426
The merging of ISR
Functions is keen
And should be done by
Two-thousand eighteen
431
They set up businesses
As fronts for their spying
So someone selling used cars
May actually be lying
432
Profits from business for
Operations clandestine
Are audited and deposited
For further investin'
433
Business operation
Follow legal regulations
Except when this would
Compromise operations
434
If the business is prosecuted
And not given impunity
The U.S. reserves rights
And still claims immunity
435
A business of this sort
Won't sell domestically
U.S. employees must know
About it explicitly
436
Regulations are added when
Necessary, so no fear -
There's no more to say
I just need a rhyme here
437
Regulations set out
And business activities
Are given to congress'
Appropriate committees
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